FAKE NEWS

Gear up Deplorables! You have successfully lied to yourself and mortgaged your country’s future by electing a man that said the following, “What do I know about it? All I know is what’s on the internet.” and who could forget this gem from a conversation with close, personal friend Grimace, “I don’t know how you do it. I’ve put together some really impressive deals, but this thing you’ve pulled off, it’s amazing: a Big N’ Tasty for just a dollar. How do you do it? What’s your secret?” or “I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.” and on being humble, “I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.” Ignore everything, as this is nothing more than a joke. Get loud and make a scene! Yell at the television and shake your fist at the fake news! A successful supporter will conveniently dismiss reality! Welcome to Post-Truth America!